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Scary German Energy Drink Commercial – Hits Hard

Nestled in the peaceful confines of terrains of bliss, calm and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are abruptly being woken up, jolted and surprised by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.

Take the family who had packed their suitcases, coolers topped with vodka and two, growing kids, both boys, about fourteen and fifteen years old, who decided to escape from the rustle and bustle for a 2 day road trip. All scenarios resulted with the usual expectations as they had numerous experience before when they took the same journey, seeking fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere a phone could not reach them.

Everything looked as it had always been. Their vintage automobile pushed into the corners of a climbing hillside, burning the tires once in a while. The kids were deeply asleep with dreams of God knows what, but since one of the boys had drool dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess his thoughts were of events and pleasure not yet experienced.

Susan, the wife, also was in a bottomless slumber, perhaps caused by the thick buzzing of the car engine heaving itself up yet another grueling hill.

We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an inconspicuously placed camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Maybe, a coincidence being the same time K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the country. But, what was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , maybe 180 degrees in the reverse direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.

Not a single soul could have predicted it, and unless there were eyewitness reports, citizens of Germany may not be pacing frantically, losing sleep and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Despite having photographic evidence, to date, German officials have kept mum about what has transpired that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never was captured on film, but one thing is for certain, the rest of the world will never be the same again. The invasion is starting.

A well intentioned, but shaky character, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every energy drinks pass his lips. To note, you are welcome to come along, while the adventures continue.

– Thor Daniels

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